Woke up this morning with a start, head aboil with an all-afired eagerness to get up and get things happening!! I pounced out of bed, landed with both feet square on the floor, took one second to stretch and find some pants, and headed for the bathroom to make those final adjustments that polite society requires of its participants.
I’d actually reached the shower when I realized that, despite the extremely convincing circumstances of my slumbers, I’m actually not Alan Alda. Damn, never could get the hang of Monday’s.