ain’t english great?

So you drive on the parkway
and park on the driveway
and fly on (well from) the runway
and run on the sidewalk

no wonder i’m always confused

2 Responses to “ain’t english great?”

  1. finite jester Says:

    yeah, and why do they call ‘em apartments when they’re all stuck together?

  2. 6String Says:

    Why isn’t “W” called a “double-V” as it neither resembles nor sounds like a “U”?
    Perhaps it is the mating call of the lesbian ewe.

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