How to write a bizarre story when you feel like shit
Step one: Make a hot toddy. Mine is herbal tea, honey and whisky, the cheap stuff, I don’t waste whiskey in mixed drinks.
Step two: Stare at the computer and idly flex your fingers at the keys for a while.
Step three: Put on a stupid movie and play with your new kittens.
Step four: Give kittens the tube from a roll of cardboard and convince them that this is the most entertaining thing the world has ever created.
Step five: Give up on the story and write this instead.
- finite
Yeah, got two kittens, Mayhem and Mirth. Yeah, I still feel fairly rotten. Hopefully I’ll be writing bizarre stories again soon, if not I’ll probably skate by with a couple of kitteh posts so ah ken praktus mah lolspeak. Oh joy oh giddy oh rapturous day!!