Finally! I have found the grounds for a frivolous lawsuit all my very own! You’ll have to forgive all the exclamation points, but I am flush with the concept of the millions that will soon be pouring into my pockets.

For years, I’ve watched in disgust, and no small amount of envy, as individuals across america have received obscene amounts of money for pain and suffering caused by hot coffee, scalding pickles and all manner of other absurdities. Now at long last, I may be in a position to join their ranks.

Yes, this post is so deeply overdue, it’s a good-damn thing no one reads this page anymore anyway. Which is sad, but the fault does of course lie with those of us who are supposed to be supplying content for the silly thing. Regardless, I have now set my silly, sleep-deprived, ass down to actually attempt some form of summation of the inaugural Rothbury Music Festival.